2006-01-31 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: can anyt body give me the link to fake plzzzzzz

2006-01-31 [Firenze]: www.fake.swedma.com

2006-02-01 [Sunrose]: No, it's http://fake.swedma.com/ :)

2006-02-01 [SimpleAnnie]: woah, see i didn't know you could like apply for different stuff O.o

2006-02-01 [Zab]: I knew what privs are ;P I just found it confusing that you already had them. :) but ok.

2006-02-01 [Firenze]: lol ^_^

2006-02-01 [RabidSphinx]: that website scares me

2006-02-01 [skullhead]: You need them to put trophies and stuff, for example I need them to put new cards in the members houses for toggery

2006-02-02 [Firenze]: I had them for badging and giffie-pet deliveries :P

2006-02-03 [Tear]: And for being an utter annoyance to the rest of us, ^_~, that was a joke, no offense intended.

2006-02-03 [Firenze]: Oi! *pokes AJ*

2006-02-03 [Tear]: OIY! *kicks Kelly in the shins*

2006-02-03 [skullhead]: Free pokes!, i'm in * pokes, pokes, pokes, pokes *

2006-02-03 [Firenze]: *huggles AJ and pokes SKULLHEAD back*

2006-02-03 [skullhead]: *What happened I was poking and poking and... Where am I*

2006-02-03 [Firenze]: You're sat at your computer where ever in the world you are...

2006-02-03 [skullhead]: Oink! Oink!! Oink!!! that it’s correct Sr. 

2006-02-03 [Firenze]: Bah!

2006-02-08 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: thank you

2006-03-11 [eyes of frost]: So do I just add my application up there?

2006-03-11 [skullhead]: That seems to work

2006-03-11 [zoloftzantac]: Yep ;)

2006-03-13 [bob_web33]: how do i get to be a crew member

2006-03-13 [Firenze]: Make an application

2006-03-13 [SimpleAnnie]: spin around in little circles really fast while touching your nose and screaming "ANNIE!" "ANNIE!"

2006-03-13 [zoloftzantac]: hmm ... last time I tried that nothing happened :p

2006-03-13 [Tear]: Last time I tried that, I threw up... It came out all like AnBLAAAAARHG! and a lot of splattering afterwards on the floor.

2006-03-13 [SimpleAnnie]: at least yall atempted it :D

2006-03-13 [Tear]: I'd rather have people screaming my name then trying to say it over and over while spinning, lol.

2006-03-13 [zoloftzantac]: ha

2006-03-23 [RabidSphinx]: omg...i applied...>>;

2006-03-26 [goth.angel.666]: omg i love being diffrent

2006-03-26 [SimpleAnnie]: i love lunch meat

2006-03-26 [zoloftzantac]: I love new socks!

2006-03-27 [SimpleAnnie]: i love socks previously owed by the beasty boys :D

2006-03-27 [Hedda]: Gah! ;-)

2006-03-27 [RabidSphinx]: wow, you like socks? i love socks! for x-mas that's all i asked for...that and a pony...>>;

2006-03-27 [zoloftzantac]: ... and then your socks ate the pony. >_<

2006-03-27 [SimpleAnnie]: omg...poor socks...they must feel really bloated after eating a pony : /

2006-03-27 [RabidSphinx]: i got socks with ponies on them actually...>>;

2006-03-27 [idunnosomething]: ...vote for turkey... *shakes fist*...

2006-03-27 [RabidSphinx]: but i don't know you...your house is empty

2006-03-27 [zoloftzantac]: [idunnosomething]: umm ... vote for you for what?

2006-03-27 [idunnosomething]: ...for everything!

2006-03-27 [idunnosomething]: My house will soon be filled with glorious... uh... things...

2006-03-27 [idunnosomething]: ...wait... what?! You don't know me?! *is offended*...

2006-03-27 [zoloftzantac]: well, I don't know all 40,000+ EP members :p

2006-03-27 [RabidSphinx]: me either, but i do have most of them blocked... :P

2006-03-27 [zoloftzantac]: Sorry [idunnosomething], I would only vote for you for the most boring house .... try to do something to spiff it up. (discribe your self at least)

2006-03-27 [RabidSphinx]: a picture is always nice...

2006-03-28 [idunnosomething]: ...I said "glorious" things!

2006-03-28 [SimpleAnnie]: lol you know what i just thought of? earlier up there i said "i love lunch meat".....I love turkey lunch meat....so I love you [idunnosomething] we should marry imediantly!

2006-03-28 [skullhead]: I do funerals and weddings (all the same)

2006-03-28 [idunnosomething]: ...marry, you say... inteteresting, I say... Commit suicide, I would rather...

2006-03-28 [idunnosomething]: Besides... ham's better than turkey! ...not me... the meat of my ancestors...

2006-03-28 [SimpleAnnie]: yea see [skullhead] could marry us :) aw but i see i'm rejected :( ...i'll charm you someday!!!

2006-03-28 [skullhead]: And I was all ready to start prophesizing (goddammit)

2006-03-28 [SimpleAnnie]: the thought counts ;) me and my future husband might need your services to in the future though ;) :-P

2006-03-28 [SimpleAnnie]: i mean, [idunnosomething] we're perfect for eachother, i like lunch meat, you like lunch meat....it was meant to be

2006-03-28 [skullhead]: We are gathered here today to celebrate one of life's greatest moments, to give recognition to the worth and beauty of the love for lunch meat, and to add our best wishes to the words which shall unite [SimpleAnnie] and [idunnosomething] in marriage.

2006-03-28 [idunnosomething]: *slowly backs away*

2006-03-28 [skullhead]: Come on this is the good part. * I think am going to stick with funerals after this *

2006-03-28 [idunnosomething]: ...feel free to host my suicide! *sticks thumb up*

2006-03-28 [skullhead]: [SimpleAnnie]: You know what they say When life gives you lemons, find somebody you despise and squirt them in the eye.

2006-03-28 [idunnosomething]: ..."they"... I've always wondered who these people are...

2006-03-28 [SimpleAnnie]: they are the ones that watch you when you sleep...

2006-03-28 [skullhead]: They you know the they, they those people

2006-03-28 [zoloftzantac]: What? [SimpleAnnie] got rejected by a talking turkey? You poor thing ... *hugs her*

2006-03-28 [SimpleAnnie]: yea :( i need alot of comfort *huggles* I love lunch meat so much, i guess his love for it is not as great as mine. Oh, woe is me!

2006-03-28 [RabidSphinx]: you may now eat the groom

2006-03-28 [idunnosomething]: ...I'll give you indigestion!

2006-03-28 [RabidSphinx]: tumbs tumbs tumbs tumbs TUMBS!

2006-03-28 [zoloftzantac]: ha

2006-03-28 [idunnosomething]: ...and food poisening! Lets not forget the horrible food poisening!

2006-03-28 [RabidSphinx]: Laxatives are friends not food... :P

2006-03-28 [zoloftzantac]: ummm .. yeah

2006-03-28 [SimpleAnnie]: hey...[idunnosomething] if i can't marry you.....can i....can i...chew on your arm....??

2006-03-28 [idunnosomething]: Turkeys, my dear, have no arms. *nodnod*

2006-03-28 [zoloftzantac]: yes! eat him, eat him!

2006-03-28 [SimpleAnnie]: .....so how are you typing.....and how are we gonna mangage when it comes to our wedding night???

2006-03-28 [idunnosomething]: Quiet, you!

2006-03-28 [idunnosomething]: ...why, with my "feet" of course!

2006-03-28 [SimpleAnnie]: *puckers* i see how it is, i see when i'm not wanted! and by my own future husband too!! :( it's alright I'll go bag me a cute one off elftown *evil laugh* mwahAHAHAhahahaWHAHAHA

2006-03-28 [zoloftzantac]: So, does that mean you're not eating him? So, then you would mind if I made a turkey sandwich?

2006-03-28 [SimpleAnnie]: oo that sounds good, only if i can have bite :D

2006-03-28 [idunnosomething]: ...I have AIDS and... uh... anthrax!

2006-03-28 [RabidSphinx]: i send anthrax to people in the mail...i have lost more good pen-pals that way

2006-03-28 [zoloftzantac]: ha, Dragon's don't get AIDS, and we use anthrax as a seasoning ( it's zesty ;) *starts to salivate*

2006-03-28 [idunnosomething]: ...Fool of a shnook! ...everyone knows dragons are allergic to turkeys... It's just common knowlege...

2006-03-29 [Tear]: Annie, you could always marry me.

2006-03-29 [Tear]: ... and become part of my polygamist family.

2006-03-29 [Nicole*Lynne]: Wow, you guys are funny, Check out me and my friends profile ( hott beast nicole) me and ( buckwildtraci) my friend be sure to take our polls! (.)(.)

2006-03-29 [SimpleAnnie]: those look like boobs, aww see [Tear] loves me but i'm afraid i might turn you into rebound because my love for [idunnosomething] shall never end

2006-03-29 [zoloftzantac]: ummm ... thanks for the ASCII breasts [Nicole*Lynne], this really isn't a place to solicit cyber sex or do what ever you are doing ...

2006-03-29 [RabidSphinx]: ( o )( o ) woop! my boobs are better!

2006-03-29 [zoloftzantac]: umm ... ah, yeah ...

2006-03-29 [RabidSphinx]: don't lie, you know you like them.. :P

2006-03-29 [zoloftzantac]: well, actaully I looked away, have you no modesty woman? :p

2006-03-29 [RabidSphinx]: *sluts about*

2006-03-29 [zoloftzantac]: O.o *is stunned*

2006-03-29 [RabidSphinx]: *rapes Dutch while he isn't looking* >> << >>

2006-03-29 [zoloftzantac]: some how I doubt you would need to be so sneaky to get him ...

2006-03-29 [RabidSphinx]: oh, he's a slippy little dork...gotta be sneeky to get him...get him while he's not looking or distracted...

2006-03-29 [zoloftzantac]: ha, well I meant that I doubt you would have to rape him ... but anyways ....

2006-03-30 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha...don't over-estimate me

2006-04-01 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: why aint et pullin up damn

2006-04-01 [SimpleAnnie]: wth?

2006-04-01 [zoloftzantac]: I have no idea ...

2006-04-01 [RabidSphinx]: ?

2006-04-01 [Sunrose]: Why Elftown is not back up yet :P

2006-04-01 [RabidSphinx]: i don't know...makes me sad...i was thinking about maybe logging in there today....

2006-04-01 [Sunrose]: Apparantly there were complications with moving the server...I haven't heard anything yet so [Hedda]'s still working on it I presume..

2006-04-01 [RabidSphinx]: he deserves a cookie

2006-04-02 [Ihsahn]: I deserve a cookie as well...

2006-04-02 [skullhead]: I wonder what some ET members think about that? *The end is coming I knew it, see, see its judgment day fire and brimstone haaaaa!!!!!!!*

2006-04-02 [Ihsahn]: its all over...

2006-04-02 [zoloftzantac]: OMG!! NO ET?!! WTH?!?!1 LOL!!!1!!!ONE!

2006-04-02 [RabidSphinx]: awesome...i hated that place anyways

2006-04-04 [eyes of frost]: ....

2006-04-04 [RabidSphinx]: well, dot dot dot to you too...

2006-04-04 [eyes of frost]: *Tackles Raine and licks her* Yay! Not dead! WoOt!

2006-04-04 [idunnosomething]: dotdotdotinterestingdotdotdot

2006-04-04 [SimpleAnnie]: hello Turkey <3

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: That dang turkey, is he playin' "hard to get" with you Annie ;)

2006-04-04 [idunnosomething]: *eats bacon* ...cho' mama! ...*eats more bacon*...

2006-04-04 [SimpleAnnie]: yea...dont worry...i'll get him one day!! >:)

2006-04-04 [RabidSphinx]: i was licked o_e...*dies*

2006-04-04 [Ihsahn]: hehe

2006-04-05 [eyes of frost]: Lol

2006-04-05 [zoloftzantac]: oh no RD! I think she needs mouth-to-mouth ... *looks around*

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: *decomposes*

2006-04-06 [eyes of frost]: *Leaves Raine alone so not to push her away*

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: oh no, some has to save her tho, I just, uh ... think she might have some one else revive her ...

2006-04-06 [eyes of frost]: ...

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: well, I just doubt she wants *me* to give her mouth to mouth ... maybe she would rather be dead .....

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: oh wait, she isn't online anyways .....

2006-04-06 [eyes of frost]: Lol. That wasn't nice...

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Someone find Dutch, quickly/

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: *looks around*

2006-04-06 [RabidSphinx]: hawt s3x

2006-04-24 [Wendy]: YAY! Crazy cybering! *whips out a bowl of popcorn and chows down*

2006-04-24 [Tear]: You should've seen [Big Brother]s' wedding. I was the stripper for the bachelors party, heh heh heh.

2006-04-24 [Wendy]: SWEET! Please invite me to crazy cyber events. It would be most delightful!

2006-05-01 [eyes of frost]: Tear, you stripped? O_o *Drools* Yea...nakkie Tear...so hot...lol.

2006-05-01 [Tear]: I have another fan, now?

2006-05-01 [kittykittykitty]: [Rodeo Angel]: looks like that's an empty link ^_~

2006-05-01 [zoloftzantac]: One of the better apps I've seen ....  :p

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: Hey I have been a fan!! *Sighs* You must not have saw me jumping for joy when you were nakkie on the guards page. *Sigh*

2006-05-02 [Tear]: Was that you? I remember it was two people.... and now it seems as if there are more and more..... I might have to go into hiding.

2006-05-02 [Wendy]: XD Good luck hiding! I betcha got plenty o' stalkers!

2006-05-02 [Tear]: Oh my.

2006-05-02 [Wendy]: *sings* Every breath you take...Every move you make...Every bond you break...Every step you take...I'll be watching you...

2006-05-02 [Wendy]: I love that song! It's the ultimate stalker song!

2006-05-02 [Tear]: No it isn't. American Idol winner Clay Aiken took that.

2006-05-02 [Wendy]: *sings* If I was invisible...Then I could just watch you in your room...

2006-05-02 [Wendy]: Ha ha ha ha ha! I love stalker songs! So many love songs are actually stalker songs. Cracks me up.

2006-05-02 [Tear]: I find that hilarious.

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: Why hide [Tear]? Then I couldn't find you! Gah! I WISH TO STALK YOU!!! *attempts to tip toe stalk [Tear]*

2006-05-02 [Tear]: *trips [eyes of frost]*

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: Falling...falling...FALLING! *Lands on her face*

2006-05-02 [Tear]: *quickly catches before she falls, and swoops her off her feet* Ma cherie`, I would never let you fall/romantacism.

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: ...Phht. Thats what the ALL say. *Pokes his forehead*

2006-05-02 [Tear]: *licks your eyeball* But do they do that, too?

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWW!!! No but my bf does...EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWW!!!!!

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: *Whipes out her eye*

2006-05-02 [Tear]: That is just wierd. Oiy me, I am off to work. Ciao all.

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: Bye bye!!

2006-05-02 [Wendy]: What!? Your boyfriend licks your eyeballs...? I'm confusledededed...

2006-05-03 [eyes of frost]: Lmao.

2006-05-04 [Tear]: It is an excellent way of showing affection, right?

2006-05-04 [Wendy]: Well, the areas around the eyes are sensitive and it can be a very tender act to kiss someone's eyelids. I have heard of people licking each others' eyeballs and biting each others' nails and popping each others' pimples. Not my style of showing affection...

2006-05-04 [zoloftzantac]: hold on a sec,,licking an eye is a whole other ball park from biting each others nails and popping each others pimples. Not even the same thing at all ...

2006-05-04 [skullhead]: Eye fetish

2006-05-04 [skullhead]: Licking of eyeballs is considered erotic in some cultures

2006-05-04 [eyes of frost]: EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

2006-05-04 [gods2armys]: i can lick my ____ arm hairs^_^

2006-05-04 [eyes of frost]: ..........*Dies from being grossed out*

2006-05-04 [gods2armys]: OPPS SORRY YOU DIED. [

PAYS FOR A PRIEST> ^_^

2006-05-04 [eyes of frost]: ...OMG!

2006-05-04 [gods2armys]: wat i was kidding lol its only a joke for the funnys out thier like me LOL or i would say for the fact that it will gross you out or you will laugh at it HEHE JK

2006-05-04 [eyes of frost]: Lol.

2006-05-05 [kittykittykitty]: uhhh, I think I'm glad I missed that conversation >_>

2006-05-05 [gods2armys]: yes i think you are right im glad i missed it two i wonder wat those two weridos were talking about...???? hmmmmmmmm very odd???*_*

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: DUDE!!!! Imagine popping someone's pimples and eating the puss and sucking ou the blood!!!!

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: Thatta be nashtay!

2006-05-06 [RabidSphinx]: yakidy yak....

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: DON'T TALK BACK, BITCH!!!!

2006-05-06 [RabidSphinx]: i loved tiny-toons

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: I prefer Looney Toons...

2006-05-06 [RabidSphinx]: i didn't

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: I love the old stuff the best.

2006-05-06 [gods2armys]: wait wait wait who herwe luvs mighty mouse that lil f***er was fast hes cool ^_^

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: Never seen much of his stuff. What about Speedy Gonzalez?

2006-05-06 [gods2armys]: aww hes fast to i think that guy was on speed most of the time wat do you think lol,,,, hey thats funny speed speedy gonzalezz LOL IM A FUNNY GUY WAT WOULD YA SAY :)

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: I'd say that that...

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: WE ARE TWO WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!!!!

2006-05-06 [kittykittykitty]: hahaha [Wendy] ^_~

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: It's from SNL. They did a cute little parody in Family Guy of it.

2006-05-06 [kittykittykitty]: I love family guy so much ^_^

2006-05-06 [gods2armys]: yes we are wiled and crazy lol thats how my nature always is LOL^_^